7 Reasons the Santa Toilet Cover Is the Funniest Decoration in the House

If the whole house is decorated except the room every guest ends up in at the party, read these before you host this year.

1. The room you forgot

The tree is up, the wreath is on the door, the lights are on the mantel, and the bathroom is the same plain white room it is in July.

It's also the one room every guest at the party visits, alone, with nothing else to look at.

2. Gets a laugh

A round 3D red nose and a fluffy white beard on the lid is ridiculous, and that's the point.

It's the kind of decoration guests come back from and mention to whoever is next in line.

3. Not a flat sticker

Printed lid stickers are flat, easy to miss, and can peel in a steamy bathroom or leave residue behind.

This is soft plush with a full beard and a nose that sticks out, so it looks like Santa, not a picture of one.

4. Slips on in seconds

The lid cover has an elastic edge that pulls over most standard and many elongated lids. No tools, nothing to unscrew.

If your lid is unusually large or an odd shape, measure it first.

See the Buy 1, Get 1 Free offer

5. Matching tank cover

The set comes with a matching tank cover, so the whole toilet is dressed, not just the lid.

The seat stays free, so the toilet works exactly as normal.

6. Packs flat for next year

Hand wash it cold and air dry so the beard stays fluffy.

In January it folds flat into a bag with the rest of the decorations, ready for next December.

7. Two sets for $30

Every order is Buy 1, Get 1 Free: two sets for $30, which is $15 a set. Do both bathrooms, or keep one and give the other as a gag gift.

Bigger bundles work the same way: 4 for $60 or 6 for $90. Every order has a 30-day money-back guarantee.